At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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