Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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