she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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