Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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