the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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