Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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