Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress