I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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