How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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