Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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