I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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