i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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