the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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