Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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