Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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