Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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