you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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