dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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