id be glad to
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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