I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Just cropdusted the office
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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