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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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