Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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