But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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