I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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