We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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