I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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