I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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