At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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