I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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