Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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