Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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