We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I smell like Dick and happiness
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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