at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Actions speak louder than pants.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How naked do you want me to be?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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