Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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