Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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