I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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