Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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