Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We are two peas in an std pod
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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