I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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