Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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