what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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