what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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