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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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