Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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