I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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