is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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