Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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