he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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