i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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