chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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