Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
420 ftw
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
