Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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