Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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