toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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