yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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