Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
wow bdsm is so cute
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