Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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