I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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