Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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