I smell stomach acid.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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