oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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